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"The best advice I’ve ever received is, ‘No one else knows what they’re doing either."



jackwhitevevo:

once i was babysitting my neighbor’s 6 year old and she asked me why i was so ugly and without thinking i said “i’m you from the future” and she cried for like 30 minutes


officialunitedstates:

FACT OF THE DAY:  mars is called the red planet because during the cold war it sided with the communists

slenclerman:

gaining a new follower

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mullingayr:

why doesn’t anyone ever tell me about their day like go on anon and tell me what you had for lunch or a dumb commercial you saw I don’t cARE I like getting pointless messages

  • me to all my friends: YOU CAN DO IT. YOU MAKE YOUR OWN LIFE. LET'S DO THIS TOGETHER. COME ON!!!
  • me to myself: you fucking piece of shit you will amount to nothing nothing is worth it your feelings are irrational go sleep for 22 hours